Following my last entry, I was asked in meatspace for some clarification on my statement on choosing to stay single. Since I get asked this a lot (people who meet me seem to have some strange misconception that I’d make high-quality lover and spouse material), my only answer now is to take the “picture speaks a thousand words” approach, and (with apologies to Randall Munroe) provide an obligatory xkcd comic:
Yeah, story of my life.