If you want to get in touch with me for whatever reason, feel free to use the form below. I may not be able to respond to every e-mail that is sent to me — but it will definitely be read, that much I can promise.
There are currently no realtime contact options available. I was previously around on IRC, but have not been for some time, and am unlikely to return for the foreseeable future.
There’s also a small internet forum that I run for the benefit of a few friends of mine. It’s a very small and exclusive group of users though (and said group of users will not restrain themselves from letting you know if you don’t fit in — or more likely, that you don’t fit in), so if you’re only wanting to contact me directly, I’d advise you to stay away from there and instead use either the contact form or IRC. This has been removed and any previous links/bookmarks will return HTTP 410 (Gone) responses.