Apple’s latest – the iTit

So, today I was at the Kingsmead scorebox for day 5 of the test between South Africa and the Aussies. We won’t mention the unfavourable result (from a South African perspective, that is), instead I’m going to draw your attention to something that one of the journalists in the press box found in the morning session, and who consequently had everyone who was in there at the time in stitches of laughter.

Upon Googling it now, I found that this one has been doing the rounds on several other blogs for a while now, and I have no idea who the original source was – this blog was the first thing that came up in my Google search results, so that’s what I’m putting.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.